Anti-greeting Card - "uncharismatic..." by Misfortune Cookies
Product ID: 49566303
Description
- Honest Anti-Greeting Card
By air mail, horse-drawn carriage or speedboat, or even hand-delivered: whatever your message says to take the piss out of the reader - be sure that it's done with panache. Ideally on high-quality 320 g premium card stock with a fancy felt grain. Perfect as a gift or sending by post. Quality coupled with high standards - for rotten congratulations and the sweetest bad-wishes on ink-friendly material. A novelty in a lovely shade of black. Envelope included, of course.
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